Date Night with Gideon; Date Night feature, one off special!

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Be sure to check out my review for The Darkest Lie here

*hesitantly knocks on your front door* Be calm, be cool, be collec- *door swings open* Oh heeeeeeeeeeey…long time no see, right? *laughs nervously* So, erm, I swoon over fictional men HQ told me things didn’t work out with the other matchmaker? Everyone else is on call so they’ve sent me… *feels the intensity of your glare* Look, okay. I’m sorry about the whole Rydstrom thing…yeah, yeah. I’m sure you two would have made a great couple. Yeeeeeah, I can totally just see you going on weekend camping trips and eating the skinned carcasses of the animals he’d catch for dinner *flinches as you shout* Yeah, yeah, I get why you’re angry, I am a vegetarian after all so even I wouldn’t do that but how could I resist!? He’s a demon king for crying out loud! There’s not many people, men and women alike, who wouldn’t want to leap into his lap with one glance and give those horns a lick!

Anyway, if it makes you feel any better, we didn’t even make it onto a second date. He’s shacked up with Sabine, Queen of Illusions now so how about we brush our little quarrel over Rydstrom under the carpet and have a cup of tea? We both got one date out of him so that’s something, right?

*five minutes later* So, Gideon, hm? *sips tea* One of the Lords of the Underworld…they’re an interesting bunch of girls and guys, to say the least. Most of their significant others started off as their prisoners…

Anyway, he’s gonna be here in, like *checks phone* twenty so let’s get you set for what is quite possibly gonna be the most interesting date you’ve ever had. Date nights with Gideon will probably/definitely include:

  1. Gideon arriving and gazing at you with a big grin on his face while he tells you how awful you look and how your outfit doesn’t bring out the colour of your eyes.
  2. Going to a restaurant and Gideon telling the waiter everything he doesn’t want to eat.
  3. Choking on some food when Gideon announces that he wants to kill you.
  4. Gideon, alarmed, passing you his drink and assuring you it’s water and telling you to gulp it quickly.
  5. Spewing the drink everywhere when you realize it’s neat vodka (seriously, who the fuck drinks neat vodka?)
  6. Heading back to the fortress for a movie sesh.
  7. Gideon telling you that he doesn’t want to watch an action or horror and definitely wants to watch a sad drama.
  8. Being horrified when Gideon laughs hysterically when the dog in the movie dies.
  9. Gideon, smiling sweetly, waiting outside with you for your taxi and telling you how he doesn’t want to see you again.
  10. Being confused as you make your way home and wondering if all the Lords are that strange…
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You every time Gideon speaks

Have fun and don’t take anything to heart! He’s a sweet boy really!

 

11 thoughts on “Date Night with Gideon; Date Night feature, one off special!

  1. I’m not entirely sure what I’ve just read!?!🤔😝😂

    Cool gif, gotta love the fresh Prince!

    Hhhmm “Being horrified when Gideon laughs hysterically when the dog in the movie dies” – if that applies to a guy or a gal, see ya, that’s just uncool! Gotta let the dog live or be sad but never laugh!😢

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    1. Ah of course, you were introduced to the wonders of my blog AFTER I finished my date night features. It’s basically a step by step guide to what to expect on a date with one of my abtastic fictional fellas 😉
      Don’t be mad at my poor sweet Gideon! He’s possessed by the demon of lies so everything he says is a lie! He would appear to be laughing but would actually be crying. I wouldn’t write a Date Night feature with someone so horrible!

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  2. Ha.. Because I had read your review, I KNEW that Gideon was saying all the opposite things… the lies and all that… brilliant.. I like this feature…this is the first time I have the pleasure of taking part in this… I must check out the other one(s)! 🙂 You got game, girl… brilliant way to spotlight a character! 🙂

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    1. Thank you! I’m so glad you understood what he meant else it would have sounded like the worst date ever 😛 Dates with real people can be bad enough, let alone with fictional people! In 2016, when I was primarily reading paranormal romance, I did this feature after each review 😀 I thought it’d be fun to do a one off feature for this book 😛

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