*has flashbacks of throwing my Kindle on the floor and sobbing “No!” over and over again*

Haha Jazz, that was one time. You’re not an emotional wreck –

*is struck down by memories of silently sobbing on a train as I read a harrowing death scene*

Okay, twice! 

*brain kindly reminds me of the time I started crying when recounting a proposal scene to a friend*

Hey, that was a freaking beautiful scene!