So, grab the nearest book and turn to page 45. The first complete sentence describes your love life. Supposedly anyway.
“Important in the ancient world, when ships depended upon their sails for power.”
How can I even begin to interpret this? My love life was important in the ancient world? The force of my love life powered ancient ships? Jeez, I guess with the invention of motorized boats and ships my modern love life stood no chance.
What did you get?