*finds myself in a chair in Erin’s hair salon* Hey, what the- *sees you in the chair next to me so makes creepy eye contact with your reflection in the mirror* You again? I swear you’ve had more dates than I’ve had hot dinners. Jeez, woman. Zach, huh? Excuse me, one second *talks to the hairdresser* Just a teeny tiny bit off the ends please and…maybe…dye it blue? Just have your wicked way with it, Zach will pay *turns my attention back to you* So two archangels, a werewolf, an Argonaut and a Lord of the Underworld later, you’re gonna try a dragon? Well, good luck. I can’t really imagine you guys together as such but he is preeeeeeeeeeety loaded. Free food and drinks for the win! Bring something back for me? A bottle of wine perhaps? Anyway *gestures to your hair which is surprisingly unkempt* Wowee *laughs* I take it last night with Theron was good? Let’s get you fixed up *calls out* Excuse me! Please give this wonderful woman the cutest style you can create. How much that will be? *gasps* Yep, that’s just fine…Zach will pay.
Zach’s still at the animal shelter so while we wait, I’ll tell you what to expect from this evening. Date nights with Zach will probably/definitely include:
- Being told how powerful/amazing/incredible a dragon he is.
- Listening to Zach lament about how lame humans are.
- Dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town (the Oracle kindly allowed him access to his treasure).
- Zach telling you all about the animals at the shelter and gushing over his favorites. He very much wants Bo to have a play pal.
- The two of you flicking through hair magazines while snuggled on the sofa trying to decide if Zach should try a new style or not.
- Being told again how powerful/amazing/incredible a dragon he is.
- Witnessing him shift into his gorgeous dragon form.
- Going for a little late night cloud-skimming cruise.
- Meeting up with a couple of the modern dragons for a drink or two.
- A parting gift consisting of a few rare items from Zach’s treasure.
Dayum. You look great! *bell tinkles as the door opens* And here he is! Have a wonderful night and remember *voice drops to a whisper* wiiiiiiiiine.